kimkhollywoodposts:

Person: “So, do you talk to any guys?”

Me: “Well, there’s this ONE guy who won’t stop calling me”

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Jul 30 4:04 with 502 notes

jonaspatronus:

u mean to tell me kim k got rich by looking in bushes and under birds for money

Jul 24 22:44 with 355 notes

fridat:

no, simon, i can’t go on fucking 3 dates. i don’t know why, simon. no, simon.
simon, shut the fuck up. bye.

Jul 24 2:31 with 30 notes
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