Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
i enchant them with a satanic voodoo dance then take them to bed where i crush their heart and rip their heads off. i proceed to drink their blood to remain eternally youthful and attractive
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?